Attn: Mother Nature

RE: Spring

Dear Ms. Nature,

It has come to my attention that you may have not realized that Spring is starting. You may have not been paying close attention to the calendar this year, but Spring is officially starting and I would like to point out that Spring does indeed need to be sprung in my neck of the woods.

As I am currently sitting in the middle of a SNOWSTORM, with a strong wind blowing, cold temperatures and 3 inches of fresh snow on the ground in the last 4 hours, I would like to remind you that it is MARCH and I expect Spring like conditions to be arriving promptly. I am fully displeased by the reality of having snow on the ground since late on October 31, 2006 and that the white stuff is still falling outside my window. Actually, I assume it is still falling outside, I can't SEE much beyond our front window.

If Spring like weather does not arrive soon, I will be forced to take matters up with your supervisor.

sincerely,

Kristin

PS - yes, the snow does need to melt, but I would prefer it to happen slowly enough to prevent multiple basement floods in our area. thank you.